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This is for u:) Read till the end it’s adorable! I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and I asked, “why?”… The angel said, “angels don’t watch over angels!” Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and god says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in god send this to 14 friends including me, if I don’t get it back I guess I’m not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you… Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don’t ignore it. You are being tested and god is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in god drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT’S NOT THAT HARD. WHOEVER SENT THIS TO YOU MUST CARE ABOUT YOU:*

"Hi, handsome man! How is your life?
You have no idea how unbearable it is to sit here all alone! I dream of having sex with a stranger like you! I want to meet you online before seeing you in real life! I am dreaming to show yu my funny photos to wind you up! You can find me any time at the hot dating site. Enter my private chat, honey!
I am waiting for you!"

Lillian <csusuk@j.mp>

workaholics:

Back to work tomorrow.

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gotemcoach:

Yo, that’s some bullsh**, man.  Be cool, toy makers.

gotemcoach:

Yo, that’s some bullsh**, man.  Be cool, toy makers.

(Source: twitter.com)

notnadia:

folkinz:

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I’ve got to watch more movies.

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yepperoni:

short story made out of lil b song titles 

yepperoni:

short story made out of lil b song titles 

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thomasprior:

velvet ropes

thomasprior:

velvet ropes